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Class 'splainer

A person who thinks they can tell someone with a working class occupation (tradesperson/retail staff/food prep or service etc) how to do their job because 'how difficult can it be really'.

The typical class 'splainer has a degree level education or higher and seems to think their 2:2 in music tech qualifies them to explain plumbing to a plumber. You might overhear a class 'splainer lecture a 19 year old part time sales assistant on stock rotation before asking 'what kind of opperation are you running here', insisting that running out of a particular item is 'ridiculous' and demanding 100% discount for the inconvenience.

Some class 'splainers don't have much educational attainment but instead climbed the ranks of whatever leeching corportation was stupid enough to raise them to the dizzying hights of middle management after taking a night course in whatever defunct version of MS Office they're still running. Such individuals will try to compensate for feeling like an outsider at work by lording it over service staff often by insisting they 'don't see why you can't just {insert unreasonable demand}' and snorting 'it's hardly difficult'. These people might feel the need to affect an upper class British accent.

Any push back is met with some variation of who do you think you are / who do you think you're talking to. Intersects with mansplainer though sometimes women do it too.
Some condescending toff won't shut up about the EU regulations on pints, he keeps saying everythings ridiculous and demanding the finest wines.

He's a Class 'splainer, tell him he's barred!
by flanderBang October 6, 2017
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Mark-Splain

When you are explained to in a basic tone with assumed ignorance of something you are an expert in already. However, need to be instructed in again since you are the expert.

Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained
I was just Mark-Splained that apparently I have to breathe to be alive. My life just got saved.
by The Definition Geek November 21, 2019
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Yo that demonic spawn while I was babysitting was torture.
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!
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sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.
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IT-splain

When you overexplain something related to technology because you think that you are a "Tech whiz" and that the other person is basically a grandmother trying to get on the internet
Gavin: "So when you want to get on the internet, you click the google chrome icon on the bottom. This will open a new window. In that new window you can access any website like google.com or facebook.com."
Collin: "I know what the internet is. You don't need to IT-splain. It makes me feel inferior.
by TheManMan16 January 18, 2023
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