When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.
Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
by Litaker April 25, 2011
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Get the Sparta-ing mug.When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!
by Webe187 November 7, 2011
Get the Slart Talking mug.In Modern Warfare 2, when one would kill themselves with any explosive device (cooked frag, semtex, claymore, flashbang, etc.) when in Last Stand Pro, so as to deny the enemy of a kill.
This move was discovered and stopped in Black Ops, but if you had already planted a claymore you could crawl in front of it and shoot it.
This move was discovered and stopped in Black Ops, but if you had already planted a claymore you could crawl in front of it and shoot it.
John was knocked into Last Stand but killed the enemy, so he pulled a Sparten so the enemy wouldn't get the points for the kill.
The enemy got lucky and hit Jacob with an RPG, but Jacob crawled in front of his claymore and pulled a Sparten to deny the enemy of the match winning kill.
The enemy got lucky and hit Jacob with an RPG, but Jacob crawled in front of his claymore and pulled a Sparten to deny the enemy of the match winning kill.
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Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.
Verb: Splarshing
Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.
Verb: Splarshing
Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.
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Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."
"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
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