spladoitey

The worse possible outcome of any situation, if it gets any worse the dimensions will collapse and the whole universe will be torn apart and everyone will die and blow up in many different ways. The feeling of spladoitey is like lazers going through your brain and triggering every pain sensor in your body. Once you've experienced it you have to live with it for all eternity. Can be used as a noun or a verb and has several different spellings, but the main spelling is "Spladoitey." Pronounced "Spla-doii-T"

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to John?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he got spladoitey, is it true?
Person 1. Yeah. Poor guy.
Person 2: We'll miss him.

by Winter44316 December 12, 2010

Splabbin'

The superlative of everything good or cool or awesome.

Man dude, your new camero is totally splabbin'.

by fortzabo June 24, 2011

spafgetti

lumpy stringy chunks of man seed. when one has'nt blown one's load in a while. Irregular exercise in the art of masturbation.

Man my balls ache! its been so long since i last exercised my right to relieve myself, you should of seen it, it was grim, Spafgetti chunks everywere.

by lipchin October 1, 2012

Splaaa

Extremely wet pussy

She got that splaaa, my pullout game was trash

by Cfb December 23, 2020

SPAFFY

A mixed breed dog, half Spaniel, half Staffy.

I say, could you get your Spaffy off my leg.

by CrossyCross87 January 9, 2021

Salafi

A mentally handicapped person who claims to follow orthodox islam, when in reality they follow a wahhabi najdi holy trinity of ibn utheymeen bin baz and albani. They are arrogant and hold an anthropomorphic view of God

Guy 1: Did you hear Ahmed is a Salafi?
Guy 2: Yeah he's got special needs so he thinks of God like a pagan idol

by truthspeaker1020 August 16, 2023

splaffe

A cross between a spliff and an ace. Coined October 26, 2006. Traditionally, the two lines of the aces a 70s US term for joints are parallel. Spliff's lines bend out from one another, in symmetrical formation. Splaffes, then, feature one line that is curved outward, the other, straight.

Term coined while woman was not in underwear.

spliff + ace joint = splaffe

by kuygvkufydbv November 7, 2008