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splizzatch

another evolutionary step in the bitch/biatch/bizzatch/blizzatch insult saga.

One of the few insults available that is ambiguous enough to be applied to any person incapable of sustaining a 'cool' flow of actions and/or accomplishments.
"...Tom burnt the steak..."

"...f***ing splizzatch..."


"...I'm not going to apply for the job, because I won't get it..."

"...negative splizzatch..."
by pseudoU March 15, 2004
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Spitzaw

the person that is punishable or a punishable person.an offensive person
"Hey you done iced that motherfucka',so u became a Spitzaw"!
by Ra Skull July 5, 2010
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Sal's Pizza

A pizzeria in the Boston area with the greatest crust you'll ever eat. The owner, Sal Lupoli, runs deals that offer huge pizzas at low prices. People hate on it, but it's great pizza. If you ever visit Boston, you have to try this pizza.
Joe: This crust is so thin and bland.
Rob: Yeah, it's nothing like Sal's.

I bought a 19 inch, 3 lb. pizza yesterday at Sal's Pizza. I don't think I'll be able to eat for a while.
by philliesfan998 January 19, 2011
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Spizz

Verb. To ejaculate into the anus, lick out the semen, and sipt it into the mouth of the passive partner. Usually occurs at the end of homosexual intercourse without condom. Sipzzing can, however, occur between a heterosexual couple.
Look at those guys spizzing on the internet.

Het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.

Yeah, I spizzed him, but it didn't taste too good.
by Sancho de Zique October 29, 2007
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spizwank

Spizwank is a term which means a fat untalented pile of festering dog poo. Whhyyy esssey. I love a bit of spizwank, it is the wank which happened when u haven't for about 7 months so its proper creamy.
Tommo Looks Like A Pile Of Spizwank! Tommo licks jizz bomb cos he's a fag
by Paul Morrow April 2, 2008
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Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.
Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.
by Tor. November 29, 2009
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shizzaism

Of or relating to shizza.
This is total shizzaism.
by TBD February 8, 2003
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