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construction spatula

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.
We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!
by cjc1 November 14, 2007
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golden spatula

To piss on one's tongue before dragging it thru their ass
My ass itches will you give me a golden spatula?
by Little PP Willie July 13, 2015
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spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina
She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.
by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008
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spate

generally a woman that has sex (anally, orally and in the vagina) with scrubs. She also has habits of cramping styles and taking up space.
Kate is such a fucking spate bro!
by Brett Koehn April 24, 2008
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spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse
"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".
by teej October 16, 2003
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spatula

An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.
Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.
by Wormy December 22, 2003
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Spatz

Gross girls who take pictures of them from halloween but look fucking disgusting. Disgusting hair thats rusty and makes you want to throw up. Easily the ugliest girls in the entire fucking world. Clenched jaws and saggy tits.
Yo bro have you seen Kelly lately?

Yeah dude she is so Spatz.
by Laurence Baulding June 28, 2008
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