Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo

Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;

by imaestheticotakualtluna:3 March 24, 2021

spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

by dirty dingo February 15, 2016

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

by MightyFfej July 30, 2017

Spanish hoes

Will cook food for you
Will speak Spanish during intercourse
Gives good neck

Spanish hoes last night was suckin’ it clean off yo’

by Minute-man May 25, 2020

Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.

I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.

by Clam Caravan May 02, 2018