soberated

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

by casebook June 25, 2013

soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.

" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"

by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

by CleanGod100 January 14, 2019

soldering

Jamacain slang for banging.

Soldering it's what the young girl wants.

by Sublimesun May 30, 2016

sober interested

Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.

"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."

by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008