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Somerset

Somerset is a county located somewhere in the South West of England. No-one really knows where it is as it is a flat and boring area that the rest of Britain drives through on the M5 whilst on the way to nice places such as Devon or Cornwall. They are responsible for the invention of cider and worship it like a god. The Wurzels came from there but nobody gives a shit. The rednecks/hill-billies of England.
It was more disgusting than the back of a Somerset pub.
by JamsPM October 28, 2011
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somerset county

A boring ass county sandwiched between Middlesex (Rutgers crowds) and Hunterdon (New Hope extension) crowds. There is absolutely nothing to to here. Everyone hangs out in Somerville just cos there is no place else to go on a Friday night. Full of either old, gettofied neighborhoods or bland, soulless cookie-cutter sprawl on former farmland. Ridiculously expensive for no good reason.
Person 1: Damn she acts like she got no life, where she from?

Person 2: I think Hillsborough, in Somerset County.

Person 1: Go figure, the middle of nowhere.
by suckafreemess February 28, 2011
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Somers NY

A small town in Westchester NY where all the kids sit around and hate on Yorktown, NY. They think they’re the shit but they’re not. They’re mascot is an elephant which basically defines how fat they all are. They hate on Yorktown for losing a state championship the year Yorktown beat them in the section championship but then they lose the state championship the next year in soccer to a school in bumblefuck. They also get bitched by Yorktown in lacrosse every year. They’re not girls are very unfortunate too because they’re all dimes but the boys all look like a toe with severe foot fungus.
woah. is that kid white trash? he must be from somers ny
by somersdad99 December 28, 2018
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Soomer

Bruh my friend Jason is such a Soomer
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Sommerset has the Best Aim NA-East
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SomerZ

A person who spells his name with a capital Z.
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shimerick

A limerick that is not very good. A merger of the words shit and limerick
That really was a shimerick, Bob, write another!
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