The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R January 5, 2009
Get the sober as a knob jobmug. by Mahalien January 26, 2022
Get the California Sobermug. A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
by CBWilson November 6, 2014
Get the Sober Drunk Drivermug. 
Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023
Get the New York Sobermug. Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
by Schoei July 10, 2023
Get the Washington State Sobermug. word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted
mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*
by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018
Get the ur mom not sobermug.