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sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R January 5, 2009
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California Sober

When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.
She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.
by Mahalien January 26, 2022
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Washington State Sober

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
by Schoei July 10, 2023
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Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
by CBWilson November 6, 2014
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Kester S Sobers

EVIL & or TWO
Do not attempt to discredit Kester S Sobers.
by KSS2 March 2, 2022
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New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.
Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023
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ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted
mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*
by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018
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