Sore-Shore-Surfer

A surfer who is to lazy to paddle out to the bigger surf. So they ride the small waves near the shore.

**NOTE**: Unless the surf is ONLY breaking at the shore, you are not a sore-shore-surfer.

Guy: Why are you waiting to paddle out?

Me: Gotta wait for this Sore-Shore-Surfer to finish his run.

Guy: Gotta hate them Sore-Shore-Surfers.

by N1k1994123 May 4, 2009

surfer

A person who doesn't care about plastic or any other clique so long they now there a surfer. A surfer is not just a person who says dude or radical or totally a lot they are just wannabee's, a surfer is someone that actually surfs.Surfers are really laid back and can not be contained they are free.Sometimes surfers can be very funny.

surfer:hey i just got a new animal board do u wnna come down to the beach on the weekend and see if we can catch some waves?

wannabee:uhh dude...

by lizzie.g February 2, 2008

surfer

A surfer can be anyone who would love to sit in the ocean surfing rather than talking to chicks on the beach. Usually surfs because he/she feels free in the water. As far as style goes, its very different. Most "surfers" just wear a t shirt, flip flops or comfortable shoes, and boardshorts. Tends to get put into the hippie genre. Usually listens to calm, beachy music, i.e. reggae, old rock, etc. A common belief is that a surfer smokes marijuana constantly. While we do smoke, its very hard to do dawn patrol after a night of smoking, so we pass. Surfing is better than smoking.

Fake surfer to girl: Yea I get paid to surf
Girl: Oh wow thats hot
Real surfer walking by to himself: Man, he is a tool. This swell is perfect. Cant wait.

by Brolin the Kid November 8, 2009

sidewalk surfer

A native Californian who doesn't get nervous during an earthquake.

Hey, these little temblors don't bother me. I'm a sidewalk surfer!

by countedx58 August 3, 2009

Pud Snuffer

The act of placing a candle snuffer over the head of the penis during orgasm causing a back up in the urethra, causing a clog in your arteries leading to homosexuality.

Your clogging up my dick hole you stupid fucking pud snuffer!

by "The" Irsish Mark February 21, 2009

Silver Surfer

Amazing Martial Artist specifically in Brazilian Jiu jitsu. Destroys everyone at tournaments and competitions.

Did you see the Silver surfer smash that guy in the finals! He's amazing!

by idonnosomething December 25, 2009

Surfer Good-Hitler Bad

Skirt wearing GatCity beyotch. Loves to be passed around like chicken at a church picnic

by Dark_Jedi_master July 23, 2003