snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006

snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood

1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!

by Professor G February 21, 2009

snatch bomb

An extremely large discharge of foul smelling air released from the vagina. A close relative to the quief.

Holy shit it smells like Mc Donalds in here, bitch did you let off a snatch bomb.

by squarerootofmydick July 9, 2009

snatch fluff

fluff between lady lips -vagina , generated through wearing cotton knickers that are too old.

guy .....wooo whats that i have a piece of fluff in my mouth
girl ...... its just a bit of snatch fluff, like belly button fluff
guy ...... gross

by snatchy guy February 22, 2011

snatch apple

A bloodied tampon

I wondered why Shannon was being such a bitch until I glanced at the trash can and noticed the pile of rotten snatch apples.

by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

Snatch Adams

Snatch Adams (v).

1. A sexual act where a girl is in her period and you are eating her out and you get a rosy nose.

Origins: From the heartwarming '90s classic Patch Adams.

"Oh honey not tonight I'm on my period. Yo baby its cool, let's just get Snatch Adams on that biatch."

by gnuhkym April 17, 2014

Snatcheez

The funniest possible word you can use when you snatch something from somebody.

Bob: Ur mom gae
Joe: *snatches self-esteem from Bob as he explodes*
Joe: Snatcheez!

by SociopathicDuck November 16, 2018