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Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
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Ohio Clit Smoothie

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.
David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
by bonerteaser April 30, 2013
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Oreo Smoothie

The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.
Does my mouth smell? my boyfriend Johnny gave me an Oreo smoothie last night!
by ZBWLAK May 5, 2008
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Gangbang Smoothie

A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.
A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
by Joshua Deane May 13, 2011
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smoothie

.....this is when you know that someone pulled a fast one and went under the radar to deflect attention as they know they violated at least one law. Hard to prove wrong doing but you know they did something wrong.Hinky meter time.
The politician pulled a smoothie when he said he just so happened to be going to the mens washroom to wash his hands.
by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008
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smoothie

Getting some major head, by some chich with no teeth.
Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore
by Jpac August 9, 2003
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I want a smoothie. May i have a smoothie. You're a smoothie(Queen/King)
by Shady Milkman December 8, 2003
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