When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
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When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
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Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
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by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022
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K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
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