Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.

After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015

sloppy nob

When yo girl suck so hard you jizz in her mouf and she spit it on yo nob

Girl you trippin you gave me sloppy nob

by Grandmas cookie November 17, 2016

Sloppy mcdouble

When you need a ride home and just have a enough for a McDouble. So you get a McDouble with extra ketchup and blow someone with a McDouble in your mouth.

Hey I'll trade you a sloppy McDouble for a ride home

by Teemunny April 23, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020

sloppy chalupa

Creampied fupa

Bill is so nasty, he gave Nikki a sloppy chalupa

by HandyBrandy August 13, 2017

Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk

Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.

by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011