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alarm shock

The feeling you get when you wake up on your day off work; on the weekend; or a public holiday as early as you would for work. Generally the alarm clock is off and there is no sound, but you still hear it for some annoying reason.

Of course you don't realise you can stay in bed all morning and for some moment feel like you never got any sleep at all.

Though, upon realisation (and falling back asleep) you feel better then if you woke up to your girlfriend fucking you. (well maybe not if shes good!)
Argh, I had alarm shock this morning and couldn’t' get back to sleep!
by Shizman September 26, 2007
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Spock Shock

A nickname for the Vulcan nerve pinch, a technique used to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching a pressure point at the base of the victim’s neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb.
Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: Uh… a Spock Shock?
Guard: No, no, stupid. You’ve got it much too high. It’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lone Starr: Like this?
Guard: Yeah! (faints)
by scorbra January 27, 2009
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Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.
"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."
by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010
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shore shock

When you start watching Jersey Shore beginning with Season 3 and you don't know where you stand in life anymore.
I watched Ep 7 of Jersey Shore last night. I'm still shore shocked, I don't wanna talk about it
by TheSquareRootOf69 February 28, 2011
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The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).
I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.
by Brian Martin June 27, 2003
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shocker

A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"
"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
by aquarius2669 May 2, 2008
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Nigga Shock

the in between time of the initial reaction and inevitable shooting that a black individual experiences after being called "nigga"
"Needless to say, we didn't stick around for the nigga shock to wear off at Wendy's after Hunter let slip the N word."
by ZackTodd11 May 24, 2007
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