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Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object
And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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slippery peanut

A sexual experience or (gang bang) that requires fifteen hookers, and one to be covered in peanut butter. this phrase was coined in the the movie Saw by Adam while yelling at Lawrece
I'm thinking about having a slippery peanut with those hookers back there
by theSilentONE November 10, 2009
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Slippery Icarus

During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.)

The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos.

This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus.

*NOTE:
This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death.

tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
John: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery icarus yesterday.
Bill: Wow man. Your girlfriend always did have huge shoulder blades, it's about time she put them to good use!
John: Yeah, right?
by mephistopheles !kvKbCu6iqc March 11, 2011
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Slippery T

When You Lick Your Fingertips Then Touch Her Nipples, Sending A Cold Shiver.
If You Don't Stop Playing, I'll Have To Give You The Slippery T!
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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slippery dick

Slippery dick is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family Labridae. This species originates mostly from the Western Atlantic: North Carolina and Bermuda to Brazil. It swims as if it's dragging its tail. Adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.
My favorite animal is a slippery dick.
by Alan the King Fish July 31, 2011
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Slippery Shrimp

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.
My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!
by G.BItz June 19, 2010
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Slippery Morae eel

Slippery Morae eel is when a guy with a crooked dick is doing a girl doggy style in the puss and pulls out and sticks it in some vaseline and then jams it in her ass without her knowing.
-Dude, Crooked dick Rob gave Tina a Slippery Morae eel the other night!!!
-I bet she wont Bitch at him anymore.
by JBadd March 3, 2009
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