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Alabama Crab Slapper

The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
by The Scarecrow December 15, 2007
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Salty Sea Slapper

or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.
"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
by Rapture333 April 29, 2009
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Slapper

Origin: British
Meaning a loose woman, slut, etc... Came about because of the sound that occurs during sex.
Ella was with 3 guys last night! She's such a 'Slapper'!
by Aday83 October 15, 2007
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knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.
AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!
by emelizabeth October 30, 2004
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Shlepp

A person who appears generous, but counts the costs of everything and complains about what they chose to give. Usually, also blind to anything others do for them because they are so focused on the cost of everything they do.
The nerve of that shlepp complaining about me drinking the beer and saying I don't do anything for them. I sweat and cleaned and purchased the supplies to fix up the house as well as did it. What a shlepp, over a beer!
by DevonDextra May 8, 2014
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seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
by Paunda November 12, 2016
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seppocentric

When search engines are USA based
Google is seppocentric
by Itsacroc December 28, 2019
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