Skrillex Hair Disease

Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young American women. SHD is the leading cause of the Skrillex Hair Pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an Index of level 5 severity.
SHD infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like Skrillex. These girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, sexy, and unique. Unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn't make them sexy or hot because nobody wants to date a half-bald bitch, and it doesn't make them unique because they are copying Skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed bitches who wouldn't know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face.
SHD had an R-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. Luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. Symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really sexy being half-bald. If you see somebody with SHD, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. Do not attempt to heal anybody you know with SHD.
SHD is the number one cause why the United States is the land of the free and the home of the dumb asses.

Bitch with Skrillex Hair Disease: OMFG SKRILLEX IS SOOOOOOO HOT THAT I WISH I COULD DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED.

Random girl: Are you okay?

Police officer: GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!

Random girl: Why? She's only.... *gets infected* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! HELP! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! *Shaves side of head* OMFG SKRILLEX!!! THE BEST FUCKING DUBSTEP BAND IN THE WORLD!!!

Police officer: On no! This is bad! This is bad!!!!! *runs away*

Skrillex Hair Disease by TheArticMonkey May 11, 2013

Skreeonk

A term referring to the noise the giant monster Godizlla made in its Dark Horse Comics series in the 1990's. It has become a popular exclamation and curse among fans of the series and certain fringe's of geek culture.

It is often used synonomously with the word fuck.

This video game is Skreeonking hard.

Skreeonk by Gorosaur October 28, 2010

Skrub 

A scrub but with a k (skrub) is a sophisticated word that you use on the low of the low. They have to be a scab and annoy the f*ck out of you.

Example
Cooper: can i have 2$
You: sure
Cooper: ill pay you back tommorrow
1 Month later
You: just give me my f***ing money.
Cooper: mum they're bullying me.

Moral of the story dont be a cooper.

Cooper: can i have 2$
You: sure
Cooper: ill pay you back tommorrow
1 Month later
You: just give me my f***ing money.
Cooper: mum they're bullying me.

Moral of the story cooper is a Skrub

Skrub by Xxx_69Lord_xxX June 20, 2017

skronky 

Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.

I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.

Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.

skronky by emdashed May 13, 2004

Skrrt Skrrt 

The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.

Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.

Skrrt Skrrt by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019

skritches 

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.

Hey kitty, want some skritches?

skritches by Dmanusos March 1, 2018

Skroat 

1. Someone That Is Mentally Unstable, An Seems To make A Dick Out Of Himself Without Him Knowing It.

2. An insult To somone, adding other words before or after to increase maximum capabilities.

3. A Pair Of Balls.

1. "Dam Did You See That Skroat Today, He Always Acts Like an Asshole Around Punk Rock Bitches."

2. Shut Up You Pussy Skroat, Your Not Going Hit my Blunt Without Throwin Down.

3. Haha Yeah Last Night I Told That Beezy To Lick My Skroat Too an She Did It.

Skroat by JzaMain December 10, 2009