sideways smile

Rotate a smile 90/270 degrees and you'll see what I mean.

Sideways smile ≠ vagina/cunt/pussy/whatever-the-frick

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 March 31, 2017

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

sideways

half australian

If Australia is upside down, then half Australians are sideways and quarter Australians are diagonal.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 2, 2023

the sideways boogie

another way to describe sex or having intercourse

Kyle: So did you do it?
Mark: Do what?
Kyle: You know, the sideways boogie, the big nasty, go to town, get it on, sex?
Mark: Bro you know I did.

by brianeno May 11, 2011

Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

by immortalgoat March 6, 2018