sittin sideways 

To be completely drunk, almost to the point of not being able to stand up straight

Man I was sittin sideways so bad that i couldnt even walk ut the stairs.

sittin sideways by Tha Whisper King January 29, 2008

Screw me sideways with a nail gun 

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

Screw me sideways with a nail gun by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008

coming at me sideways 

who you think you are trying to get at me . where you get off trying to get at me .

who you think you are coming at me sideways homeboy ?

coming at me sideways by thaaaa chickkk June 10, 2011

Fucked sideways 

When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.

The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.

Fucked sideways by The.Kev February 6, 2014

Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver 

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

piss pushed sideways

When a person is in a angered state of confusion

When Judy was struggling to open up her Christmas gift, she was piss pushed sideways.

piss pushed sideways by Judy C. January 11, 2012

Butt Fuck Me Sideways 

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels

*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?

Butt Fuck Me Sideways by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019