shart

The definition is pretty obvious...Shitting and farting, etc, etc...but whats important to point out is that johnnyb is a dumb shit. Jack Black wasn't in 'Along Came Polly', it was Philip Seymore Hoffman...you dumb shit..

It wasn't Jack Black in that movie johnnyb...so go eat a shart sandwich!

by e!n3R August 1, 2004

Shart Chart

A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.

Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"

Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."

Andy "Shitty dude..."

Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."

Andy "Nice"

by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011

Ghost Shart

A pleasant surprise. You let one rip, but it sounds wet and sloppy. Then your mind tricks you into feeling warm and wet back there, like you just shit your pants. When you get the chance to check you find yourself crap free and greatly relieved. The rest of the day awesome because you dodged the trouser chili.

I was so stressed out while driving to work because I had a ghost shart.

by Dave is Awesome February 19, 2019

dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

shart shuffle

1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007

1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.

by Randolph Scott November 28, 2007

shart attack

A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).

He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.

by MS-2020 April 9, 2010

shart

when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.

"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!

by Simon v January 17, 2008