Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018

knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold

i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum

by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018

knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

Man-on-Man-Splaining

When you've run out of women to mansplain to, so you resort to men instead.

"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."

by addat November 13, 2023

Dame in Shining Armor

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.

Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025