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Jumbo Shrimp

A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.

The target audience is long-distance couples.
"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'
by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010
mugGet the Jumbo Shrimpmug.

SHRIMP BUCKET

SHRIMP BUCKET is the vagina and all its glory
Boy does she have a tasty SHRIMP BUCKET, what should i order for desert ?
by DONALD December 16, 2004
mugGet the SHRIMP BUCKETmug.

shrimp eye

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
by stripper 1 September 8, 2008
mugGet the shrimp eyemug.

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015
mugGet the shrimp nutsmug.

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011
mugGet the Shrimp Pussymug.

Tossing The Shrimp

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.
I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.
by DickDynasty May 24, 2018
mugGet the Tossing The Shrimpmug.

shrimp water

When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.
Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.
by White peak mountain August 23, 2020
mugGet the shrimp watermug.

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