A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.
The target audience is long-distance couples.
The target audience is long-distance couples.
by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010

by DONALD December 16, 2004

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
by stripper 1 September 8, 2008

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.
by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

by White peak mountain August 23, 2020
