you're screwed

It's what you are when something goes terribly wrong with no possible rectification. As in, when all hope is lost due to some catastrophe.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I set my voltage too high when overclocking my Core 2!"
Guy 1: "You're screwed."

by I'm Guy 2 December 15, 2008

ScrewAttack

Popular gaming website that dishes out original content everyday. (game related or not) Currently running programs on ''ScrewAttack.com'' include Hard News, sidescrollers, clip of the week, screwin' around, top 10 and DEATH BATTLE! They were founded in 2007 by Craig Skistimas and Thomas Hanley. When you sign up for there site you become a G1 (g1 User name). while everything on there site is free you can sign up to be a Advantage member by paying a small subscription fee and getting exclusive content. most of the content is gag reels, bonus outtakes or clips of the weeks, and certain content early.

ScrewAttack.com

by im a G1 January 3, 2012

The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.

I gave Kevin the screwdriver after he fucked me in the ass.

by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019

screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006

Shrewbag

A fucking lowlife, mean, complete, scumbag of a person, who has it out to ruin everyones day (especially yours) and has just the right amount of authority over everyone else to do so.

*not to be mistaken with an actual bag of shrews*

Goddamn Mrs.Fiddleshits just made me sound like a complete moron in front of the whole class all because I'm not doing as well as the other fucks in there. She's such a fucking shrewbag and completely devoid of all logic what soever./rant

by Z641 February 19, 2014

screwed on

Opposite to someone who has a screw loose i.e a bit dopey.

You obviously had your head screwed on while you were tackling that piece of coursework.

by Simon Batt January 13, 2005

Screwellin

How the welsh say screwing.

Glen: "hey davvid."
Davvid: "My polar bear got lymphoma."
Glen: "Screwellin."

by AmeliaPerfection June 3, 2011