shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

Shred

Dennotation- to tear up

Connotation- to skateboard really well

I went to the skatepark to flaunt my skills, and a fellow skater complimented me on how well I could shred.

by radical power punch cooler March 1, 2018

Shredding some powder

Another term for doing cocaine.

Oh the cops started breakin' up a party and caught me shredding some powder.

by a man with a word October 21, 2010

Shred

To engage in a riotous road trip experience which leaves the soul nourished, the body and bike broken or damaged.

Just came back from a Euro Shred, can't feel my legs and my brake discs are warped

by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022

Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015

shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

Shreds

This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.

Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."

by mf21 November 7, 2017