Shooting The Bugler

To aim for an easy target or carry out a comparatively easy task which may give the appearance of success, achievement or progress towards a desired goal but does not have any substantial merit, benefit or value and/or does not actually help to achieve the intended goal in any substantive way. A business buzz phrase or management speak associated with with general douchebaggery and common use by tits, wankers, tosspots and arseholes. The phrase has military origins, where buglers and pipers often went into battles unarmed, stood in plain sight and were no direct threat to to the opponent.

Andy, I agree with John that your idea would would just be shooting the bugler.

by Hello Buglers April 1, 2015

shooting the rapids

Same as 'riding the rapids'; when a chick squirts while you're fucking her pussy, you ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"That bitch was so hot and juicy that I was shooting the rapids after a few strokes in her box."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

shooting guns at kittens

A term for having sex with a younger female.

I heard that Derek was shooting guns at kittens on Saturday!

My hot chick is a kitten. And luckily I know how to shoot one.

by fancyphoenix March 11, 2016

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016

smooking

Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.

Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.

by Rocketflaps May 3, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Shooting with the freedom brothers

A circle jerk consisting of men who feel overwhelmingly insecure about their masculinity and feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them how "manly" they are every single chance they get. They may also have aggressive sexuality harassment and rape tendencies toward women, because they are after all nothing more than pieces of meat who aren't equal to the superior manly race anyway so it doesn't matter. They may also impregnate these women that they prey upon as well because Trump made killing babies illegal and the world needs more of these savage masculine jar heads running around. These particular extreme right-winged militia men areally also obnoxiously racist and strongly believe that racist slurs and actions are completely okay as long as it isn't against their precious porcelain skin color, but at the same time are in total denial of their racism. They also love to prey upon "cry baby snowflakes" because it reminds them of Trump's "snowflakes" they catch in their little bitch mouths. If you dare burn a flag on US soil they're gonna come and shoot you in the face with the freedom brothers, but if you're not in US soil and you burn a flag it's totally okay! You dknt want that, they're strong as hell for carrying all those extra chromosomes! Oh and don't forget THEY'RE IN THE MILITARY AND BETTER THAN YOU LIBTARDS!!!

Hey man, I'm feeling pretty insecure about my small penis, wanna go shooting with the freedom brothers? I'd love to see that big ol' bald eagle America shlong of yours. Mmm, I wanna make you butthurt if ya know what I mean ;) no homo"

by SmittyWebenjagermanjensen#1 February 8, 2017