Shampoo

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.

Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo

by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008

Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.

Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha

by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008

shampoo

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Shampain

The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.

After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.

by Big Fatty May 25, 2011

Shamps

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!

Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

Shmaptdy

A word that can be used to replace any other word in a sentance.

Dude? What the shmaptdy is going on?

by XUArab November 28, 2006