shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

Shlorp

The way you eat a food that is a semisolid. Like jello, soup, milkshakes, pudding and other semisolid foods. Made by Ranboo because he didn’t think eating or drinking soup sounded right

I shlorped the soup right up I was so hungry

by Auboo February 24, 2021

shlong

a large penis... like mine....

Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!

by JoeyJoeJ0 May 5, 2004

obese shlong

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

man i have an obese shlong

by Rusty p Shaqulaford November 9, 2002

shlongleberry

valid and polite expression of the male genitalia

Blackett does have an abnormaly large shlongleberry(fin)

by Goive January 9, 2005

shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.

I would rather die than have my shlong removed.

by Dillon Byrne December 6, 2003