shitson

in other words your just saying shit as in shit that hurts only you add son on the end to make yourself seem cooler

shitson,i cut my finger
or
shitson this is mad homosexual!

by karissa November 25, 2004

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.

Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.

by Zorba November 13, 2003

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

ShiTon

Combination of Shit and ton. As in a ton of shit. or large amount of something.

"Thats a ShiTon of stuff ya got there."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Shotton

A rare breed of bear indigenous to the English woodlands. Whilst Shottons generally live in the wild, some are domesticated and have been known to achieve feats such as photography degrees. Shottons tend to have green facial hair, long head hair, and are of large build. They feed primarily on pies and do not like fruit. Shottons love music.

A strong and steady creature that takes life at its own pace. Some say that when a Shotton looks you lovingly in the eyes you feel pure joy and happiness within yourself.

"We were hiking through the woods and came across a wild Shotton eating some flowers. We gave him a pie and he said we were 'e-mence like'."

"A sleeping Shotton was blocking the entrance to the cave. RPG style we played some music and it woke up and started dancing, allowing us to proceed on our adventure."

by ShottonLiberationFront July 20, 2008

Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.

Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.

by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019