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shitbeast

Scientific term for the breed of dog otherwise known as "poodles."
The best method to deter a shitbeast from humping your leg is to hit it in the face.
by B00B00 December 15, 2008
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Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit
Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
by GTFOMW July 21, 2011
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Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011
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shitebration

(verb)
A combination of shit and celebration.

1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).

2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.
Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.

2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.

3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.
by Armestam September 10, 2011
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shirley temple complex

an idea that children get that if they arent perfect they arent worth it. they constantly compare themselves to famous children, i.e. shirley temple, and have a feeling of inadequacy when they dont measure up.
most likely if you can look around and find a young child with self esteem issues, they are suffering from a shirley temple complex.
by thispseudonymsucks January 22, 2014
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shitebagged

Scottish slang.

When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.
"I completely shitebagged the bungee jump"

Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"

"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"
by Elphabeth October 25, 2015
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Shite Cunt

A shite cunt is a bad person, cunt meaning person.
Ryan ward is a massive shite cunt
by BigGManMorgan August 11, 2017
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