can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.

Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes

person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever

by That_One_Wierdo April 11, 2018

Cock_shitting

To shit through one’s cock, usually done by fictional furry predatory characters who wanna make some extra pleasure out of ordinary life activity.

Usually considered not an action come after Cock Vore, because during Cock Vore preys are usually digested into cum and bones and get ejaculated out. Cock_shitting excrete remains of preys got eaten orally into a predator’s stomach, which then digests into scat and bones then poop out through the predator’s urethra.

Midnight Manhattan, Venom is towering the city’s skyline like a gargoyle, releasing his hot mass down the city’s urban light below him. But this time not gallons of his thick cum, neither his musky golden pee nor his alien symbiotic goo, he is dropping good gobs of monstrous poops out of his monster black cock. Cock_shitting Manhattan up! You can still see those remains of bones and clothes and sneakers once belonged to those stupid yobs who stirred up troubles on the street and ended up in Venom’s stomach, whom are now feces of this giant alien monster, expelled out and falling down to the streets.

by Ypyc September 5, 2023

Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021