Shetting

It is when somebody tells you something and you already knew they would tell you they did it, but you give them instructions to do so, before they tell you they did it.

You gotta be shetting me! I cant believe you put that there before I told you, even though you know I would say that! No Shett!

Also spelled - shettin'

by Spitfirezero January 10, 2012

Schetti

An abbreviation for spaghetti. Duh.

I like meatballs in my schetti!

by DICKie DICK January 21, 2009

Settler

A unit in the Civilization series of games that allows you to settle a city on the map.

The Pope: In my civ 6 game last night, a Barbarian captured my settler.

by GhandiNukeBoy August 5, 2019

Factory Settings

Aka. Cis and Hetero. Aka. the "normality" for most parents to raise their children into. Used as a sarcasm term when dealing with queerphobic or/and transphobic people. Not a bad thing per se.

John: WTF, do you mean I'm a cis-hetero man?

David: I mean you are in factory settings.

by Ace_Vamp April 29, 2021

Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012

william shattner

the emotion of being shattered, upset, disgruntled, disappointed, angry, pissed off, e.t.c.

that mo-fo was william shattner when he found an adam's apple on the swamp donkey that dragged him home

by darryharry December 23, 2008

Place Setting

The act of making your own toilet seat cover out of toilet paper in a public restroom to avoid contagious diseases.

"That gas station is so freaking disgusting...make sure you make a place setting before you take a deuce."

by Tony C.G. January 11, 2009