painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

sheet head

What one calls a man or woman of arabic religion. Similar to a towel head.

Look at akmed, what a fucking sheet head

by ZerO874 July 15, 2008

Sheet Party

After a night, in which occupants of an abode have been having messy sexy with their respective one night stands, they all miraculously meet at the washing machine (in the morning) to wash their sheets. This event can also be promoted to other housemates by the yelling of "Sheet Party!" as one occupant departs for the laundry. This often leads to a bedroom exodus by the other occupants who wish to also join in the "Sheet Party" and swap stories.

"Sheet Party" can also be proclaimed by an individual prior to intercourse if a sheet party is highly likely.

"Yesterday was a massive Sheet Party"

Yelling with head poked through the door "SHEET PARTY!!" followed by cheers and laughter from fellow housemates and confused looks from the unsuspecting victim.

"How was last night?"
"Mate, it was a Sheet Party"

by matsimus22 March 25, 2008

clean sheet

prevent scoring from the opposite team

ter Stegen had made some great save to have a clean sheet

by brucehan October 21, 2019

Sheith

Sheith is another word for a condom. Sheith can also be used as an insult. The word was created in the United Kingdom, in Lymm Village in the County of Cheshire.

Brad didnt use a Sheith with Angela and now she is pregnant.

Stacie is a Sheith.

by Showerstud June 3, 2010

stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier

The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

sex sheets

Bed sheets on which some sexual act has occurred.

Sid had been sleeping in his bed for a week before he realized that it was covered in sex sheets; he immediately rinsed himself in acid and burned the sheets.

by Kevin Hong September 13, 2007