shaveless

someone whose beard is so long that there is no way in the world he will be able to shave it ever again

Carissa grew her beard all her life and now its shaveless

by abeda September 24, 2018

Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”

by BaldHamster December 16, 2021

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before

Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point

by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010

Rip shave

When u only shave ur knee because u r wearing ripped jeans

I really couldn’t be bothered to shave all my legs today , so I did a rip shave!

by Chaz & GT January 26, 2019

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018