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Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone
Just booked a shag shed for us.
by Lilith666 March 23, 2019
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Shotgun Shag

Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!
Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.

Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
by Livliga March 25, 2019
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Shagged rigid

The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.
"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"
by fluffyplums October 12, 2008
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secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
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Shag Mark

Bruises and any other injuries given with consent during sex
"John gave me a massive shag mark yesterday, still stings."
by PandorasBoxHasOpened November 20, 2015
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shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"
by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012
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Shag Appointment

when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck
Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight
by LucaLover123 March 13, 2020
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