kiss my swingers

A request for the kissing of one's testicles.

Friend 1: Can I borrow 100 bucks?
Friend 2: Kiss my swingers

by cragus December 18, 2007

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

swingers unlimited

the absolute best show choir on this earth.

wow, they can sing like the swingers unlimited

by COOP_11 December 1, 2009

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

dragon swinger

Where a unicorn (female) enjoys having sexual relationships with both male and female of a couple. A Dragon enjoys sexy with both male and female of a couple in the swinger world.

My husband and I Enjoy meeting Dragon Swinger at the local swing club so he can pleasure us both sexually.

by Sargent Major Swinger January 25, 2017

Vine Swinger

racial slur for a black person.

"There are many Vine Swingers in the NBA."

by Ironmike2018 December 20, 2005

Angry swinging Ape

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.

The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!

by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007