nerd sexting

Text messages having a sexual tone, but for nerds. a nerd sexting conversation would include, for example, innuendos utilizing math, science, proper grammar, emoticons, and good vocab words.

*during a nerd sexting session* Baby, my boobs are not asymptotes. ;)

by icanhassoul March 27, 2010

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010

sexting

the act of sending sexual messages through phone texting

"What did you do last night?"
"I spent the evening sexting with a guy I met at the club."

by Ms. Katty February 18, 2009

sexting

when someone is horney and express their feelings for someone over texting cuz they are too fucking lazy to get up, go to their bf/gf's house and fuck them. its that simple.

"ohhhh skyler! ohhhhohhhhohhhh! please oh! don't stop! harder! harder! ohhhh faster!<----some of the words/terms used in sexting.

by rissa230 March 8, 2010

SEXTING

Texing dirty messages

I got so hot from Sexting with Dave last night.

by WiseBee February 25, 2009

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010

default settings

A way of saying that you are not affiliated with lgbtq+ by saying you were born on "default settings" is another way of saying you're heterosexual. this is also a trigger word for lgbtq+ people as they find it an "insult" by saying it's not normal to like or enjoy another gender. also if you say "I'm on default settings" you're a Giga chad

"I'm bi! what is your sexuality?"
"oh no, I'm on the default settings."

by theylluvveli December 5, 2022