This is the lyrics of the Popular meme "Luigi sells sea shells." Orginated from "Renn - Money game part 2."
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
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If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
by Pumpkin man2 October 27, 2021
Get the She sells seashells on a seashore mug.Where a group of two or more people play call of duty for a ridiculous amount of time - usually into the early hours of the morning. This involves a shitload of banter!!
Sesh comes from the word session.
Cod is short for call of duty and is a fuckin intense fps!!
Sesh comes from the word session.
Cod is short for call of duty and is a fuckin intense fps!!
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Get the skype-sesh mug.-poo session literature. A book, magazine, pamphlet and/or any reading material read during a lengthy poo session.
Sometimes the same piece of literature is left near the toilet, so that the piece of literature is fully read during poo sessions.
Sometimes the same piece of literature is left near the toilet, so that the piece of literature is fully read during poo sessions.
"Hey can I borrow that Bukowski you lent Zac"
"I'll get you one for your birthday"
"WTF? you won't lend me your copy but you lend that asscake one?"
"Relax. That book is a poo sesh lit"
"NOICE!! Up yours ZAC!!"
"I'll get you one for your birthday"
"WTF? you won't lend me your copy but you lend that asscake one?"
"Relax. That book is a poo sesh lit"
"NOICE!! Up yours ZAC!!"
by JayCrisis June 3, 2008
Get the poo sesh lit mug.A period of time or "session" during which Dim Sims are consumed. A Dim Sesh usually involves eating a large number of Dim Sims, and is typically done whilst in the company of a group people. Otherwise known as a "Dim Sim Session".
As seen in 'Taken Out'
Girl: "I really like Dim Sims"
Kerley: "Oh yeah! How many Dim Sims can you knock back in a Dim Sesh?"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Kerley: "You know, how many Dim Sims can you eat?
Girl: "Oh... I dunno... a few."
Girl: "I really like Dim Sims"
Kerley: "Oh yeah! How many Dim Sims can you knock back in a Dim Sesh?"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Kerley: "You know, how many Dim Sims can you eat?
Girl: "Oh... I dunno... a few."
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Get the sis sesh mug.getting together and hangin with ya lax bros. usually practice shooting and passing. hang out and talk all about lax and wear all ur lax gear.
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