Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

Kamikaze Seagull

The act of committing flatulence whilst in the shower alone.

Last night I gave myself a kamikaze seagull and nearly puked in the shower.

by THE Tiger Pipe May 5, 2010

mr seagull

Mr seagull is the imaginary friend of that one retarded girl in everyone's school

"hey Mr seagull" or "hello mr seagull can you please fetch me my potato"

by jamiecrack69 June 26, 2016

feed the seagulls

to go to the toilet, namely number 2. all sewerage goes out to sea, thats where the gulls live, hence feed the seagulls

man, i really need to go, FEED THE SEAGULLS

by FRUGSTAR June 4, 2007

the seagull

when are you bunch you're fingers up like a seagulls beak and finger a girls vaginal like a seagull trying to pick up a potato chip off a Sandy beach.

ya man the seagull was a tight fit but I pecked at her pussy and got her off in minutes

by bertyshore June 27, 2016

seagulled

when a person or animal throws seagulls at you

OHHMAYYGAODD SEEYYGULLLZZZESSS areeeee eattinngggsss myyy MILKSSESS
(this dumb shit told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)

by LOLchinchilla January 18, 2008

seagull

when your fucking a chick after a nice romantic meal on the beach. you either have a condom on with a lot of lube on it or some vaseline on your wank. you stick ur dick in the sand and then you continue to fuck her with the sand particles all over your wee-wee. she screams in anguish but your continue to fuck her until blood is shed.

man, i was with my biddie the other day on the beach and i made sure i gave her the seagull before we left, she was bleeding everywhere

by gmoneysaghands February 8, 2008