screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 27, 2017

scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

scrotem licker

1. a person who is so desperate for ass she/he will actually lick it

2. any prep, poser, or braindead cheerleader

3. One who makes faces while making out as if they were trying to fit their tongue up a scrotem

1. Dina's boyfriend was so sick of being turned down by the ppl he cheats on her with he began to be Dina's personal scrotem licker!

2. Look at those fuckin scrotem lickers in american eagle.

3. Did you see the way Dustin kisses, it makes him look like a total scrotem licker

by Jo Jo, Loren, and Ashley February 25, 2005

detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008

scrotel

Man who derives sexual pleasure from especially trained guinea pigs.

Why have my guinea pigs got sticky fur again Antony Piffchuck ? You incurable scrotel !

by Lee Sharples July 15, 2003

scroteasaurus

a dinosaur that looks like a big sac

a t-rex with an abnormal sized cock and balls

by BUDDMAN May 13, 2005

scrote tote

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.

David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.

by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009