tumblr scrolling

Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.

Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*

by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017

Impulse screening

When you instantly screenshot without thinking.

Girl: post ass picture in group on Snapchat
Guy : instantly screenshots
Guy: claims it was impulse screening
Girl: says all good

by Spottablevirus May 20, 2018

Sunday schooling

When you and a partner mutually masterbate while looking each other in the eye. Be careful not to touch one another as this will no longer be the act of Sunday schooling.

Me and Carlie we're Sunday schooling last night at her house. You could say it's getting serious.

by Merradithwebster May 17, 2019

pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.

You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019

breen screening

when one gathers people to hold a screening of the honorary neil breen movies.

let’s hold a breen screening later.

by neil breen August 22, 2019

Boom scrolling

Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥

Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life

by BatmanDadadada September 19, 2020