scotland

Ranked worst small country in western europe.

The study by ‘The Scottish Federation of Small Businesses‘ (FSB) measured wealth, employment rates, health and education.

Also has won of the worst national football teams in the world.

Scotland laugh when England do not qualify for international football tournaments or don't get through to the final round but conveniently forget their own international football history

by simond10 January 10, 2008

scotland

Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

by PancakeFeatures July 29, 2006

Scotland skidmark

trap your mate under the covers and then wet fart shart in her mouth..... then force the skidmarked underpants down her throat.... shout yeeehaw and cum in her ear.

"i love her so i gave her a scotland skidmark."

by BIg Bojangles May 2, 2008

Scoliosis

Scoliosis is when your back is severely and mildly curved and it sadly can't be cured.

Rebecca is now mentally and physically disabled due to scoliosis and mental illnesses

by TimmyTommyTheFifth November 14, 2017

Scotland

The best thing to come out of Scotland?
The train to London.

Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D

aha.

by Claire Galvin May 19, 2007

Scotland

Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.

Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland

Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.

Person 1: it's the man skirt place

Person 2: oh....THAT place

by British empire gang December 28, 2019

Scoled

When someone grabs your balls too hard

Man, I just got scoled by that chick for calling her fat.

by physco steve October 5, 2009