Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

scooping the pumpkin

To insert two fingers into the vaginal opening of a female in order to cause her pleasure.

1.Dude my hand is so tired. I was scooping the pumpkin all night long.
2.My fingers are pruned from scooping the pumpkin
3.I was scooping the pumkin for awhile before i fucked the shit out of her

by tyler miller 2 December 1, 2006

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

scooped up

Adj: Used to describe a female that is currently in a relationship with someone else

Jon: "Look at Tonya over there, she's lookin fine"

Bobby: "Don't bother, she got scooped up just last week"

by BMoney January 28, 2005

Scoop

1. The "SCOOP" is pushing you're hand up on another man's boobies or chin. "SCOOPING" is mostly done at Schools, or in public places. When you see a fat person or someone with a big chin, you would preform the "scoop."

2. There are three main types of scoops, MEGA, CHIN, and normal.- A mega scoop is when the scoop lasts over two minutes and the boobies flap up and down, when this occurs you yell "MEGA SCOOP!"- A chin scoop is preformed when someone has a big chin, you simply push up from under the persons chin and say "CHIN SCOOP!"

1. Nick is walking to his locker from class when suddenly he gets a scoop from Michael. As michael preforms the scoop he says, "SCOOP!" and then he runs off.

2. Danny is sitting in English class. Josh notices that Danny has a big chin. Josh goes up to Danny and scoops his chin. Josh says "CHIN SCOOP!" and runs to the other side of the room.
- Grant is outside sitting on a bench. Grant gets approached by Anthony. Anthony goes up from behind Grant and starts to scoop him multiple times as this happens he says "MEGA SCOOP!"Grant has no choice but to take it until Anthony gets tired. Anthony stops after two minutes. Grant has just been a victom of a mega scoop.

by LiL C DoE JusT January 6, 2011

swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end

I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005