Schlong Dongler

A user of a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Schlong

I'm pretty sure you already know this

Nice schlong bro

by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021

Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022

Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them

Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.

by Postopia11 May 23, 2025

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024