by Scooter Schlemmy February 5, 2018
Get the scalera mug.The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
by kingjeremy August 17, 2008
Get the millard scale mug.Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.
by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011
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Get the Hot Scale mug.by sakesan January 8, 2017
Get the hot sake mug.A classification of farts reserved for those people who produce such foul odors or cataclysmic explosions that an earthquake is the first comparison to come to the mind of any bystander.
by Sporefrog January 5, 2009
Get the rip-ter scale mug.An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.
Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt
by Emack44 October 6, 2010
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