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Scathing Scorpion Sandpit

When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.
Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.
by sozboz November 1, 2015
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sandish

so out of it, so blazed, so drunk, so spent from sex, so whatever, that you half-lay on a couch or chair and just sit there. Hardly any movement, not speaking, normally somehow keeping eyes open. Person being called such usually accompanied by his or her pajamas. Drool optional. Occurs on any given evening around College Park, Maryland or Jamaica. Origin of neologism: redneck territory, in Fredick, Maryland's backyard, Hagerstown. Hells yeah!

can be used as noun, adjective
"Clearly that man is sandish as shit. He broke down."

"Oh, look, there it is..." reporter turns to camera, holding safari hat close upon head, sporting a yellow buttoned up shirt and creepily pinned back handlebar mustache, "I see her. As we come closer upon the sandish form of the ganjafumarkid of the wild, we see her try to wave us away with one finger. Oh, boy, Thomas. It looks like she doesn't want to be disturbed." Thom the Cameraman pans to the magnificent horizon to the east of the background tress, headlining is the sandish sun as it sits upon the line of terra. There is a crinkling of paper sound nearby.
by Andrew Lawrence Cowman May 23, 2007
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Sandpit

A pile of sand, inwhich small black children play with or in.
The small ugly black boy plays in the sand pit
Look at that black boy he's eating the sand from that sandpit
by I looove chicken December 16, 2011
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sandpaper

An Australian Cricket players favourite accessory.
Aussie sport centre ad: BUY NOW SANDPAPER FOR THE CRICKETS PLAYERS FOR $2.99
Aussie watching ad: Now that sounds fucken amazing!
by WilliaMidd May 19, 2018
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the sticky sandpaper slap

when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls
i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap
by assavengers January 3, 2009
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The Pecan Sandies

1. The pioneering group of gamers for the video game Rock Band.

2. A group that does phenomenally well at drinking, bowling or both simultaneously.
Bro 1: "Did you catch The Pecan Sandies rockin' show last night?"

Bro 2: "Nah man, but I did see them wreck house at Mira Mesa Bowl..."
by Chris and BGA December 18, 2008
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sandpaper balls

when you fill your bathing suit with sand when you go to the beach. and you can feel the sand rubbing against your genitals.
duuude i got some mad sandpaper balls going man.
by mad mauler November 24, 2011
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