Salmon-pussy

Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on the lips. give it a sniff? Smell familiar? Commonly called vaginosis, salmon-pussy is equally dangerous to the nose and to the mouth.

"That bitch's cooter smells like a decaying fish. She gots salmon-pussy, yo!"

by Stooey January 1, 2004

Burnt Salmon

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth

Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon

by Harley Boy November 1, 2007

Salome

When used as a name, Salome is that girl with the perfect hair, who acts like a teachers pet and is found at every community service school event. She is often the girl who has been at the same school for her whole education. She can be found singing, doing home work, doing volunteer work or sucking up to teachers.

A Salome usually has one really really good friend and is just polite and friendly towards everyone else. If your name starts with an M, N, A or C you are possibly that one good friend.

"She's asking for MORE homework? What a Salome!"

by Squid.In.A.Bottle August 15, 2012

Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

salod

comes from the acronym S.A.L.O.D, meaning, the "Sanjal Ankle Lock Of Death", however now regarded a word in itself.

Look at Steve Austin locked in the SALOD

by hypertraX August 31, 2003

salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.

Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.

by Albal44 March 4, 2009