Scope Seizure

What comes after scope creep. The complete disregard for the original project parameters agreed upon by everyone involved, including the person now causing the scope seizure, (know as the douche.)

Coworker 1: "What the Actual Fuck?! Revising the PowerPoint now includes redesigning the website and producing a video?! Dude, that is total scope seizure!"

Coworker 2: "Right?? The boss totally hosed us on this one. This wasn't what we talked about at all."

Douche: "It's going to be great, isn't it?"

by hawthornenube November 2, 2010

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swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;

Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.

by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010

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Shopetta

Shopetta is an online men's clothing store based out of Tucson, Arizona. They specialize in high quality t-shirts designed for college students, including tank-tops, crew-necks, and v-necks. All products are 100% made in the USA.

Shopetta
t-shirt
tank-top
crew-neck
v-neck
Tucson
Arizona
college
men's clothing
quality products
made in usa
made in america

by beardownarizona August 11, 2012

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Snopehole

A Snopehole is the first person in a group email that researches, and subsequently discredits the Sender with a "reply to all" citing the FALSE rating on Snopes of the subject matter of the group message.

Sender 1 (Ray): "Look at this picture of the largest hog ever shot in the world - its 4200 pounds!"

Snopehole to all:

" Ray, you moron, that's fake - follow this link and read the story, www.snopes.com/..., then get back to work.

by andy in tacoma November 27, 2012

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Slope-rich

Earning large sums of money by working for an extended period of time in isolated or rural environments, generally as a manual laborer. Investing in depreciating assets such as snowmachines, boats, and vehicles. Taking habitual leave involving alcohol, partying, chronic vacationing.

Brock's a roughneck. He works 3 weeks on 3 weeks off.

Yea. Dude's always monied up. He's Slope-rich.

by sloperich July 18, 2014

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Scope Punch

1. The act of proving a big point or statement correctly against another point, statement, party or organization; particularly when the subject in the wrong is arrogant. (Syn. "call out")
2. When the recoil from a gun causes the scope to slam back into the shooter; particularly with inexperienced or arrogant shooters. (Syn. "scope-eye")
3. The act of using the scope of a gun as a weapon. (Syn. "pistol whip")

1. "He got scope punched by his opposition because he was cocky and didn't know what he was talking about."

2. Bad Shooter: "Dude, can you help me back to the house? I'm like bleeding all over my face."

Good Shooter: "Hold on, I have to discharge the weapon you just got scope punched by."

3. Gangsta 1: "Yo, sure you got it done?"

Gansta 2: "Yeh...I scope punched him."

by D-Tangent June 28, 2015

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