Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women

i gave my girl a swedish cream last night

by R-tech May 28, 2018

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

Swedish Doggo

Swedish Doggo say Börk

I called my swedish Doggo a gud boi and he do the börk

by Rawrhamam October 10, 2017

Swedish Hypebeast

A young person that flexes overrated brands like Gant, Ralph laruen, Morris and other similar brands. To not have anny sence of fashion just to mix up the brands and just wear that has an expensive brand and flex on eachother.

Swedish Hypebeast- I just bought a Morris jacket! to match my Gant sweatshirt .
Normal person- Wow you are such a Swedish Hypebeast.

by nochhetrapper December 1, 2017

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016

Swedish nudge

To unceremoniously dump someone without warning.

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"

by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016

swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out

hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.

by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 15, 2018