swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women

i gave my girl a swedish cream last night

by R-tech May 28, 2018

swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.

Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!

by Dareel1 April 10, 2020

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020

Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.

-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.

by theguy889 August 23, 2020

Swedish Fish

A candy, that was created by a swedish company, but mostly sold in the US. Most of swedes are unawere of their existance

Random american: "woow, it's a swedish fish? How yummy!
Random swede: A what?

by xXSwedishfishXx June 19, 2020

Swedish Doggo

Swedish Doggo say Börk

I called my swedish Doggo a gud boi and he do the börk

by Rawrhamam October 10, 2017