Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning
I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.
by Burnsides January 02, 2021
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The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!
by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 05, 2011
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Taco Surprise

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When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad March 15, 2014
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Sunny Surprise

Mr. Witebut Wong had a Sunny Surprise in his pants after getting an accidental pornographic pop-up on his Mac.
by defjamthecohnartist@yahoo.com February 27, 2009
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Sagan Surprise

Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.
-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017
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Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.
"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"
by Auralius June 05, 2013
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Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.
by Vortakai February 08, 2018
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